Monsters vs Aliens

They just keep getting better.


How Offensive!

Political Cartoon by Dana Summers

Merry Christmas Jews: Hamas pounds Israel in biggest rocket barrage since 'cease fire'.

Israel Hit by Biggest Gaza Rocket Barrage Since Cease-Fire
In Islam, cease fire translates: "Time to reload".
General Franks was right when he said regarding such Islamofacists, "They will have to be crushed".
Not talked to, appeased, or reasoned with. Not even the Obamessiah will be able to charm these animals who routinely murder innocent women and children. Not to mention their own wives and daughters.

Merry Christmas from Hamas, practitioners of the 'religion of peace'.

Update: After a few days of warnings by Olmert, the IDF is finally given power to respond.
Suddenly, to everyone's non-surprise, Israel becomes the focus of all meida attention because they have finally gone after Hamas. Hundreds of so-called journalists cut 'n paste the Al Jazeera propaganda from Palestine to showcase Israel's warmongering intolerance.

Where were all the reports when over six thousand missiles have been launched at Israel?
SIX THOUSAND is the conservative report and could go much higher.
This has been going on for over three years!

Murdering Islamo-fascists get free passes and Israel gets the blame.


World's first online symphony

This has to be one of the most outside-the-box ideas to date.
Download the music for your instrument.
Become famous.

How to beat your children at computer games

With extra time on your hands, parents, it is time to destroy your children's false sense of technical superiority over you.

This is an important teaching moment.

Remember, what advantage gained by youth and speed can be easily overcome by experience and treachery.

Things You Shouldn't Know:How To Beat Your Children At Computer Games

Earth now cooling!

What is AlGore going to do now? I noticed that Nickelodeon has jumped on the global warming bandwagon with their 'Carbon Monsters' and around the world children have been encouraged to turn their parents in for ecological crimes.

Scientists, real ones that is, have been saying all along that it is sunspots activity that determines climate change. Otherwise, why would every planet in the solar system have corresponding trends with the earths?

Despite rising carbon dioxide levels, the Earth has actually been cooling -- not warming -- since 1998, when the warming trend peaked in conjunction with heightened sunspot activity.

It appears that 2008, the National Climatic Data Center now says, will go down as the coldest year in a decade.

So, what will the hack politicians, junk scientists, and watermelons (green on the outside, red inside) all have to say about this? "This just proves how serious this is", huh?

Read State of Fear by Michael Crichton. He has been predicting what these slimy, money grubbing, hacks will do next years ago.


The Smallest Room in Heaven

I dreamed that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received."

I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.

Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.

The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them. "I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth.

Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station. To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing. "This is the Acknowledgment Section," my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed "How is it that there is no work going on here?" I asked.

"So sad," the angel sighed. "After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments ."

"How does one acknowledge God's blessings?" I asked.

"Simple," the angel answered. Just say, "Thank you, Lord."

"What blessings should they acknowledge?"  I asked.

"If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy ."

"And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity."

"If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... you are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day ."

"If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation ... you are ahead of 700 million people in the world."

"If you can attend a church without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world! ."

"If your parents are still alive and still married ...you are very rare ."

"If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you're unique to all those in doubt and despair."

Of all the billions and billions of God's children that have stood upon this earth you are among the tiniest of minorities who have ever lived.

Whatever race you hail from, living here at this time makes you very blessed.

When was the last time you just said, "Thanks, Lord".