Red vs Blue Holiday Wishes

Um, funny but PG-13, maybe PG-30...


"Thanksgiving is when all the Pokemons taught the Jedis how to grow crops"

Twilight. Reviewing a book and movie I've never seen or read.

Nor do I plan to. Sorry, but I can't see how books written for teenage girls end up making millions. What does that say about folks who managed to turn off "Biggest Looser" and trundle into the reading room to devour a story as wafer thin as Twilight?
Lots of big people books out there, come on in! the water's great.

Economy Christmas

My dear friends,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.

Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.

The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.

Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:

* Soft and Hygienic

* Non-slip grip strips on the soles

* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh

* No more bending over to mop up spills

* Disposable and biodegradable

* Environmentally safe

* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3..) Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself.....

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.

Irene Sendler

Glen Beck hits another one out of the park as he tells the story of Irene Sendler. Living in Warsaw Poland, she smuggled thousands of Jewish children out of the clutches of the murderous Nazis. The members of the National Socialist DEMOCRAT party run by Hitler was in full swing and exterminating any and all Jews.
Her story is one of courage, selflessness, and charity. Things people of faith value.
She was denied the Nobel Peace Prize as Algore won instead.
His fatuous slide show that made him tens of millions and has generated an almost Nazi-like following of thuggish true believers is the polar opposite of what Irene stood for.

Welcome to the 21st Century. Hel12.

The Amazing Orbiting Toolbag

According to Spaceweather.com;
"When Endeavour astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper dropped her toolbag during a spacewalk on Nov. 18th and it floated away, mission controllers probably figured they'd seen the last of it. Think again. Last night, Nov. 22nd, veteran satellite observer Kevin Fetter video-recorded the backpack-sized bag gliding over his backyard observatory in Brockville, Ontario. "It was easily 8th magnitude or brighter as it passed by the 4th magnitude star eta Pisces," he says. Spaceweather's satellite tracker is monitoring the toolbag."

This little slip of the gloves has produced something phenomenal, "The Amazing Orbiting Toolbag".
Here's a clip of the toolbag getting away:

And here's a clip from Kevin Fetter who video-recorded the backpack-sized bag gliding over his backyard observatory in Brockville, Ontario: