During these tough economic times, people have been forced to take work almost anywhere.
One such case was a woman who, rather than find herself out on the street, applied for the only job available:
A Lemon Picker
The woman applying for a job in aFlorida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and her jobs as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama."