20091120

Pray for Jimmy O'bama

Bumper sticker reads:

"Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8".

Psalm 109:8
"Let his days be few; and let another take office. "

The beauty of this is that to Liberals, a quote from the Bible might as well be written in invisible ink.

psalm109

Now that someone at HuffyPo actually looked it up they've gotten their knickers in a knot.

They are suggesting that "Christians are calling for the assassination of Obama".

Wait, who was it that openly supported and even offered to assassinate GWB?

The Libs.

Who even made a movie, wrote vitriolic articles, and went on every TV program imaginable to support that idea?

The Libs.

So, the shoe's on the other foot. Except for one thing. We (conservatives) aren't insane like you. What scares a Lib is that there might be someone out there more nuts and hateful than they are.

Rest assured, dear Libs, there are none. Except for your pals in Al-Queada.

If you read the entire scripture, which is like Kryptonite to a Lib, it is David's prayer for the Lord to confound his enemies. He is asking for the Lord to help him out.

Since Libs don't believe in god, then Jimmy O'bama will do just fine. Or, in a worst case scenario, the god they worship being Jimmy O'bama himself would be asked to commit suicide.

But we all know that with rationed health care, nobody will be asked to do that until they're over 65. Your messiah still has plenty of time .

Nothing to worry about here, just the rantings of a Christian. Unless you really don't believe what you say you do, progressivism, secularism, socialism.

In that case, I'll pray for you.

20091114

Second half of 9/11

Liberals give terrorists a forum and full support in tearing America apart.
This is chilling, outrageous, unconstitutional, and traitorous.

20091113

Let's Shoot the Messenger



HASSAN THE TERRORIST

And why nobody has the courage to say so

As W. Kristol points out:
Major Keller will get in more trouble for writing this, than anyone in Hasan’s chain of command or elsewhere in the government will get for failing to do their job.
There is no reason to believe that this was not a terrorist attack.
None.




















RealClearPolitics - Why I Am Angry

“But as angry as I am at what happened, I'm even angrier that it was allowed to happen. Apparently, there was no shortage of warning signs that this guy identified himself more with Islamic Jihadists than he did with the US Army....There were more than enough red flags raised that at a minimum, should have gotten Hassan kicked out of the Army.

But just like 9-11, those agencies and individuals charged with keeping America and Americans safe, failed to connect the dots that would have saved lives. Jihadist rhetoric espoused by Hassan was categorically dismissed out of submissiveness to the concepts of tolerance and diversity. The Army as an institution has been neutered by decades of political correctness and the leaders in Hassan's chain-of-command failed to act accordingly out of fear of being labeled anti-Muslim and receiving a negative evaluation report. The counter-terrorism agencies knew this guy was communicating with Al-Qaeda and dismissed it as academic research instead of delving deeper into the probability that a terrorist had infiltrated the ranks.

Even four hours after Hassan stood on a desk yelling Allahu Akbar and opened fire, the FBI stated that they were not investigating the attack as an act of terrorism even as there were still reports of other gunmen on the loose. Meanwhile the Army continues to dismiss it as a "tragedy" and an "isolated incident by a lone gunman" while the media has invented the psychological condition of post-traumatic stress disorder by proxy. There is more concern for promoting the appropriate information operation campaign and maintaining the illusion of safety than there is for actually exposing the weaknesses and faults in the system that allowed this to happen....

Hassan's radical ideology grew to the point that he committed mass murder because too many leaders were too afraid to lead out of fear harming their career or the image of the Army. If those leaders don't have the intestinal fortitude, moral conviction or personal courage to do stand up, speak up and protect soldiers, then retire, resign or get out of the way and let somebody else do it for you.”

20091110

Winds of Change


















Man, you ain't a kidding...

Barney Frank Present for Partner's Pot Bust


Unbelievable.
Barney Frank Present for Partner's Pot Bust - Link to article technorati


What the headline would read had Barney been a Republican:

Conservative Republican Frank's Homosexual Lover Jailed for Illicit Drug Production Facility.
Senate Censure Hearings Scheduled Tomorrow.

And after beating this to death for the next three weeks:
Disgraced Conservative Republican Frank to Announce Resignation Over Homosexual Drug Escapades.
Speaker Pelosi Appalled by Blatant Disregard of Senate Ethics.

Story line reads:
After years of corruption and a troubled past with law enforcement, Senator Barney Frank (Republican-NY) has been forced to step down, "For the good of the Country".
Starting with an arrest in the early 90's, when Frank's homosexual lover was running a gay prostitution ring out of their domicile in NY, to running a drug ring in Maine that included growing and harvesting crops of marijuana, Frank's police record reads like a two-bit felon.

Add to that the years of wildly unethical behavior as a US Senator, including taking massive bribes, using financial institutions that he was instrumental in regulating for his own personal gain, and blocking investigations that would reveal such.

All in all, Senator Frank has disgraced the honorable position in the US Senate that he held for long enough.

We here at the Neeu Yak Timmeys support his immediate ouster.

There is word that Scuzzyfaluzza is looking for work too...

20091106

Find God in 60 Days

Friday Fun

Piano Stairs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lXh2n0aPyw&feature=player_embedded

20091105

Simply a Wave of the Hand

Pope and Nancy Pelosi
  
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
   
The Pope leans towards Ms. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. So, with one little wave of your hand huh? Show me"
 
So the Pope slapped her.

Crossing Borders

Let me see if I understand all this...

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border, you get shot.

If you cross the Turkish border illegally, you spend the rest of your life in prison!

But, if you cross the U.S. border illegally you get:

A driver's license

A social security card

Welfare

Food stamps

And, free health care?

Oh well sure. That makes perfect sense.

http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=1cf25884df&view=att&th=124c5b944c548452&attid=0.1&disp=inline&zw

20091104

Common Sense

So why won't Congress realize this is why we elect them; to protect our freedom, not legislate it away?
Because, anyone who has the ability to write a billion dollar check has now lost the ability to think rationally.
It's all about POWER

1. "You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity."

2. "What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."

3. "The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else."

4. "When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation."

5. "You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it..."

20091103

20091101

Limbaugh: Obama Is A "Threat To Liberty"

Agree with him or not, try proving Rush Limbaugh wrong, not call him names.

See this interview on FoxNews and say where exactly he's wrong.
Not the usual personal attacks like, "oh, he's so hateful." or crap like that.

20091028

Bovine Political Science for Dummies

DEMOCRAT

You have two cows..
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.


REPUBLICAN

You have two cows..
Your neighbor has none.
So?


SOCIALIST

You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor..
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.


COMMUNIST

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.


CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.


BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the
other, and then pours the milk down the drain.


AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are
reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.


FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows..
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.


JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows..
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.


GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent
quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.


ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.


RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.


TALIBAN CORPORATION

You have all the cows in    Afghanistan  , which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the  US  government to find alternatives to
milk production but use the money to buy weapons.


IRAQI CORPORATION

You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.



POLISH CORPORATION

You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.


BELGIAN CORPORATION

You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.


FLORIDA CORPORATION

You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote
for the black one..
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is
the best looking cow.


CALIFORNIA CORPORATION

You have millions of cows..
They make real  California  cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.
Arnold  likes the ones with the big udders.







Me this year...


20091027

Good neighbor policy

I wonder if that applies to entire states?
Texas v California, for example...

20091018

You may be Taliban if:

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 
3. You have more wives than teeth. 
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against 
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two. 
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

— Anonymous -- PatriotPost.us

20091010

Junkiest Science

And now, the winner for Moral Gymnastice and Factual Contortion is:
the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine

Read how difficult it must be to evade common sense, high jump over sound reasoning, and leap to conclusions that run around logic.

The "Junkiest" Junk Science That Taxpayers' Money Can Buy

Friday, October 09, 2009


Now, more than at any other time in anyone's memory, the federal government is in no position to waste taxpayer dollars on gun control advocacy "research." Nevertheless, the National Institutes of Health recently gave anti-gun researchers at the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine $639,586 to conduct a survey intended to prove that possessing a gun doesn't benefit assault victims.

Criminologist Gary Kleck calls the resulting survey "the very epitome of junk science in the guns-and-violence field—poor quality research designed to arrive at an ideologically predetermined conclusion."

Here's how it was done. The Pennsylvania researchers surveyed only those assault victims who were shot, limited in the last six months of the survey to victims who were fatally shot. It did not consider the far more numerous gun owners who used guns for self-defense successfully without being shot, nor crimes that were not even attempted because the criminals feared that prospective victims might be armed.

The survey was further limited to residents of urban Philadelphia who, according to the research, "were significantly more often Hispanic, more frequently working in high-risk occupations, less educated, and had a greater frequency of prior arrest," compared to the rest of the population. Victims who were shot in Philly, but who were not from Philly, were excluded too. The survey considered a victim to be "armed" even if his gun was "in a nearby vehicle, or in another place."

As Kleck says, "none of the evidence presented by the authors actually has any relevance to the issue of the effectiveness of defensive gun use, for the simple reason that at no point do they ever compare crime victims who used guns defensively with victims who did not." Kleck notes that other published research "reached precisely the opposite conclusions" reached by the NIH-funded survey.
What Kleck had in mind were the results of the federal government's annual National Crime Victimization Survey, covering tens of thousands of assaults. Kleck and others have reviewed those surveys and found that people who use guns to defend against assaults are less likely to be injured than people who use other means, or no means, of protection.