The world financial crisis explained in simple terms

Various incarnations of this story have appeared for about the past two years. It would be nice to find who really wrote it. (It starts out as Heidi's bar in New York). The point is, the last persons to ever take this common sense tale seriously are the people who have the least to loose. Since we keep voting them into office, and they keep tag-team lying, our own lack of interest is what will bankrupt us in the end.
And, that end is very close: "Just who the hell do you people think you are?"

Mary is the proprietor of a bar in Dublin. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).


 Word gets around about Mary's "drink now, pay later" marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood into Mary's bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any bar in Dublin.


 By providing her customers freedom from immediate payment demands, Mary gets no resistance when, at regular intervals, she substantially increases her prices for wine and beer, the most consumed beverages. Consequently, Mary's gross sales volume increases massively. A young and dynamic vice-president at the local bank recognizes that these customer debts constitute valuable future assets and increases Mary's borrowing limit. He sees no reason for any undue concern, since he has the debts of the unemployed alcoholics as collateral.


 At the bank's corporate headquarters, expert traders figure a way to make huge commissions, and transform these customer loans into DRINKBONDS, ALKIBONDS and PUKEBONDS. These securities are then bundled and traded on international security markets. Naive investors don't really understand that the securities being sold to them as AAA secured bonds are really the debts of unemployed alcoholics. Nevertheless, the bond prices continuously climb, and the securities soon become the hottest-selling items for some of the nation's leading brokerage houses.


 One day, even though the bond prices are still climbing, a risk manager at the original local bank decides that the time has come to demand payment on the debts incurred by the drinkers at Mary's bar. He so informs Mary.


 Mary then demands payment from her alcoholic patrons, but being unemployed alcoholics they cannot pay back their drinking debts. Since Mary cannot fulfill her loan obligations she is forced into bankruptcy. The bar closes and the eleven employees lose their jobs.


 Overnight, DRINKBONDS, ALKIBONDS and PUKEBONDS drop in price by 90%. The collapsed bond asset value destroys the banks' liquidity and prevents it from issuing new loans, thus freezing credit and economic activity in the community.


 The suppliers of Mary's bar had granted her generous payment extensions and had invested their firms' pension funds in the various BOND securities. They find they are now faced with having to write off her bad debt and with losing over 90% of the presumed value of the bonds. Her wine supplier also claims bankruptcy, closing the doors on a family business that had endured for three generations, her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor, who immediately closes the local plant and lays off 150 workers.


 Fortunately though, the bank, the brokerage houses and their respective executives are saved and bailed out by a multi-billion euro no-strings attached cash infusion from their cronies in Government. The funds required for this bailout are obtained by new taxes levied on employed, middle-class, non-drinkers who have never been in Mary's bar.



If you've read thus far, then also consider that this scenario was explained about 2600 years ago by a prophet named Lehi, backed up by his son Nephi.
The Great and Spacious Building rose high into the air, but had no foundation. It was filled with rich and mocking people who treated others with scorn.
Those who wanted to join this group first had to swim through a river of filth and corruption. Mostly, those filled with such envy never made it; they drown in filth.

The Great and Spacious Building does have a foundation though. It is us. It is the laws we obey. It is the prosperity that we create. This building would not exist were it not for three things:
1. Our reliance in God, and our accountability to Him.
2. Our adherence to societal law (natural law) that fosters mutual trust.
3. Our belief that we can keep what we work for.

Borrowing from C.S. Lewis, the GASB is not eternal evil, but good gone bad. Darkness is nothing but lack of light. Light is intelligence and the pure love of Christ.
Got it?

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